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Friday, December 22, 2006

PC Holiday Greetings

I got this from my ex boss.

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice (with respect for the religious /secular persuasions and /or traditions of others or their choice not to practice such traditions at all).

Furthermore, I offer my (non-binding) best wishes for the onset of the generally accepted calendar year of 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped improve the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. (This is not to imply that the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is any greater than any other country). These wishes are offered without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee.

Happy (if happiness is in your belief system) Holidays (if you recognise them).

.....or as we say in these parts

(singdaanjit tùnhg sànnìhn faailohk)


LePhare said...

Oh very P.C! But it's the thought that counts.

freebird said...

Ha ha ha! I love it! Had me falling off my chair!
I'm supposed to be on holiday, Fi, but...... you've been tagged!

1. Grab the book closest to you, don't choose
2. Open to page 123, go down to the fifth sentence.
3. Post the text of the next three sentences on the blog.
4. Name the book and the author.
5. Tag three people

Emily said...

Hahahaha... that's fantastic!

Anyway, just came by to wish you a very happy Christmas!


Emily xox

Matt Kohai said...

And a happy, merry whatever to you as well... ;-) (Hey, how merry can I get if I have to work on the holiday?)

Sunny Delight said...

Love it! It sounds so very much like a part of the confidentiality statement that used to have to be included in all of my email signatures at work.


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